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I redo high fives if they weren’t good enough the first time
I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say “k”
I really hate slow computers
Whenever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm
A Computer Without Internet, Pointless.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
I walk into a room. I forget why I went there. I walk out. I remember.
“What’s up?” “Sky, Ceiling, Fan..”
I hate when I don’t know how to comfort an upset friend.
“Let me copy your homework” “My answers might be wrong.” “Its okay.”
Walking round in circles when on the phone
biggest lie ever: “i have read and agree to the terms of use” ?
Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put “lol” on the end of it
“Dude that song is so old.” “so is your mum but you still listen to her”
Girls-”he’s so hot” Boys-”he’s gay”
When I was younger I used to take my mum or dad’s phone to play Snake
MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON
“Did you do the homework?”, “Yup”, “Dammit you said you wouldn’t!”
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
Parents only say ‘don’t answer back’ when they know they’re getting OWNED
I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm
Im telling the truth, but then i smile , and then they think im lying
After an argument I think about clever things I should have said
I don’t suck at the subject, my teacher just sucks at teaching it
Please don’t pick me, please don’t pick… Aww Crap.
When i turn off the light, i run to my bed incase something eats me
Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice
I want to Become a Fan. But I think i should keep that a secret.
Why learn algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate!
You think i did a crap job? Do it yourself then.
OH CRAP . you just said something really sweet, now what do I say ?
I say things that make no sense when I’m over tired
Tom, Its Been 30 Years … Your Not Going To Eat Jerry
Yes, I do feel better when theres a smiley in the text you send me
I Try To Finish My Dream By Trying To Sleep Again After Waking Up
We talk to each other on the computer, but in public it’s awkward
I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text
Dear Math, I Don’t Want To Solve Your Problems, I Have My Own To Solve
